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Welcome, sports fans, to the Ultimate
Pet Games.

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Here's our first heat getting ready with
the fabulous penthouse pets, the

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Dreaded Optical Corps.

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That's right, Leo. We're starting with a
terrific competitive nature here. These

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girls have been practicing and training
all year long for this hard event.

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Yes, they have, and you can see how the
training has paid off. First up,

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Andy, Sue, and Alex. Andy, Sue, and
Blue, Alex, in the yellow.

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Get ready, and...

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They're off. There they go. They're
navigating those barrels right here.

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gets there first.

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What? Look at them swivel. And now up to
the monkey bars.

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Grab ahold of those wrong girls. That's
it. Get the grip. Get the grip. You

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notice they're wearing protective
gloves. That's right, because your hands

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tend to blister in an event like this.
We wouldn't want that to happen.

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They come over the haystack.

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And here it comes. Oh, the deciding
factor. And there goes Andy Sue right

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the limbo bar. Oh, Andy Sue pulls it
out. All right, first heat.

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Alex. Blue. Blue. Oh, a little tossing
going on there by the girl. Here we go.

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Leslie Glass in blue. Tiffany in the
yellow.

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These two girls are really good friends
in real life. There they go. There they

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go. But, boy, when they compete, look
out. Well, there goes the shirt.

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That's okay. It's not going to slow her
down. Not going to slow her down one

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bit. Look at them navigate those hanging
monkey bars there.

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The grit, the determination.

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Oh, there is a lot going on there.

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And Tiffany's weak to head there, but
wait, over the haystack at the dead heat

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and... Oh, here... Yes! I think it's
Tiffany by a... Well, let's just say it

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very close. Okay, very good. She won.
That's good. Okay, so it's now blue,

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yellow. And now for the final heat in
this round.

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Sean and Yellow.

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They're off going at it. Brandy in the
blue, and there they go.

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Donna with a quick bleed right there.
Drop the sack, and here come the

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Look at Sean go.

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Oh, my.

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But Brandy's not far behind.

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Oh, watch out. Brandy had a little
trouble with the monkey bars in the dry

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But she's a fierce competitor. She seems
to have gotten by them all right now.

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She's over the haystack.

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This could be close.

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Very close. Oh, it's blue. It was Brandy
first. Blue. Very good. Okay, that is

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the first tee, but the fun starts now.
That's right. A little celebration going

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on. And now as part of the pet
competition post.

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Victory celebration, the girls removed
their clothes, and I think this is a

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added bonus to the games this year,
don't you think? Well, it is, but take

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one step further, they're also going to
compete nude.

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That's right, that's right, a new added
twist.

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It's a form they're quite familiar with,
and I'm sure fans of Penthouse are

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quite familiar with their forms.

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Uh, to say the least. So here we go once
again, the grudge match.

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It's Andy 2 and Alex, and off they go
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Oh, just followed a bouncing ball. There
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Through those barrels, keep an eye on
the barrels if you can.

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And up to the monkey bars.

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And the stretch.

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And the pull.

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And the climb. Oh!

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She dropped out of that. They're going
to deduct some points for that, don't

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think? Well, I don't think so. I think
the judges are pretty lenient here. And

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Alex first over the hay.

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Andy Sue's giving up. But, yeah, Alex
has taken it now.

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We'll talk about comeback.

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Okay, next match, Leslie and Tiffany
once again.

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Into the sacks they go.

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And they're off. There they go.

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Good jumping bounce there to start. Oh,
I was noticing that.

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Oh, look at the look of determination on
her face. She's going to catch up now.

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Having a little trouble navigating those
monkey bars.

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It's always the slowdown. Always the
slowdown, those monkey bars. But she

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them. Here we go.

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Who's going to beam over the hay?

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There we go.

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I'm going to call Leslie with that one.
I think so.

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Might be a photo finish, but I'm going
to go with your choice. So now we're

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to blue and gold. This is a deciding
heat. Brandy and Shauna, and off they

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Look at that form.

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A cool drink of water, those girls.

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A little close there. There they go
through the barrels.

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Shauna taking a wide lead. Oh, she is
running.

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Out of control, Shauna. Look at that.

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Unbelievable.

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On to the balance team.

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Here come the hellacious haystacks. But
Brandy is right there.

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Over the haystack. There she goes with
the leap and the toss.

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It's down to the wire. There they go.
And Shawna squeaks under.

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Shawna gets there. So that gives us a
blue victory closed and a yellow victory

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unclosed. But, you know, it's kind of
hard to tell the yellow from the blue in

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this heat of the competition, wouldn't
you say? But we'll keep trying to figure

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that out.

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It's badminton with a twist next up.

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Lose your birdie, lose a piece of
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Oh, that's right.

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The idea here is not to let the birdie
hit the ground.

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Right, right.

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And they're off with a strong volley.

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These girls look in prime form for this
competition here. Yeah, they look in

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prime form for any competition.

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Oh, oh, oh, well.

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That's a nice save, a very nice save.

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Just about anything goes here,
thankfully.

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Absolutely. These girls are... Oh!

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That's error number one. Now someone's
going to have to lose an article of

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clothing, I believe, here.

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And it looks like it'll be Leslie Glass.

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Oh. You're a runner -up?

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I'd say, well, a bit of some friendly
mooning back and forth.

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Well, just try and keep your eye on the
birdie at this point. Thank you, Leslie.

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All right, here we go for the second
round.

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You're not going to let that one get
away from him.

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Oh, she's mean now.

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And there goes a volley back and forth,
back and forth. Oh, it's looking quite

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good. Oh! Oh, there we go. Tiffany,
Tiffany.

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Poor Tiffany. Tiffany has dropped the
birdie. Oh, what a shame.

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What's it going to be, top or bottom? It
looks like top is coming off first.

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A lovely choice.

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I couldn't be more excited.

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And she throws her shirt at the
competitors.

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But still smiling. You've got to admire
that. Oh, yeah. It's a friendly

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competition. There we go. Oh.

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What a shame. A little Andrea now.

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I have to reveal what Andrea is made of.

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There you go.

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And I think... Thank you, Andrea.

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That says a lot right there.

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Yeah.

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Okay, company's gone. Haven't seen the
lead.

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Straight over the net and into the dirt.
Not even a gallant attempt by the blue

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team to hit it back.

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I got to tell you, with the heat going
on out of that court, I don't think

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they're too upset that they have to kind
of bear it all.

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A little taunting going on by the red
team here. That's all right. They know.

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They know what they have to pay.

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Well, lovely lesbian. Will you look at
that?

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Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. I think it took her
eye out.

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But that's okay. She's all right, folks.
She is okay. She's going to be fine.

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And she's going to be naked.

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We have medics standing by to take care
of her, as well as oilers, I believe.

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There we go. There's any lubrication
required.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh, and once again, a little taunting.
Oh, I think.

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It's going to be Andrea now.

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No, Lee. That's right, Lee. There we go.
It seems as though Andrea has nothing

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left. Okay, now we've got a lot of flesh
out there.

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And we are down to two skirts. This is
it. This is the game point. The moment

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we've been waiting for. Back and forth,
back and forth. Oh!

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That was really close. That was so
close. I felt that. Oh, the red team's

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celebrating gleefully.

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God bless them.

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They've really worked hard to get to
this point. But, you know, Andrea still

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to pay. Oh, and she's taunting them a
little bit, which is certainly all right

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by me. And they'll be taunted right
back. Yeah.

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Keep that taunting going. Very good.
Well, she's got to pay. All right. Well,

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cheek to cheek.

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Here it comes.

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There you go. Oh, yes.

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So blue loses this round.

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The red wins.

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But I think, quite frankly, we all are
winners. I think there are no losers

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today.

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Next game in three magic words sums it
up. Nude oil wrestling. That's right.

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when you say nude oil wrestling, you've
said a mouthful. And who better to nude

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oil wrestle than our fabulous penthouse
pet? Now, these are the girls from the

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badminton competition. And if you
remember correctly, Lee and Tiffany just

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the pants right off of Andrea and
Leslie. And Andrea and Leslie, they won

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revenge, I think.

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And this is the perfect place to take
out any sort of revenge.

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In the confines of those two yellow
ropes. Here we go.

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Last minute instructions from the
coaches.

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Remember, they are able to tag in.

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And there they go, the face off.

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As they work their way to the middle.
And I don't have to tell you how

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that oil is.

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They'll soon find that out.

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There we go.

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And there they go.

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They're wrestling.

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They're rumbling.

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Nobody's got a clear advantage at this
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It doesn't look like it's good. Oh, it's
a little tricky here.

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Oh, there goes Tiffany.

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There goes Tiffany down. Andrea's got
her down.

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That's it. Andrea just getting her with
a scissor lock with her legs there, but

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she's not quite got it yet.

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Here's one of the advantages of all you
squirm. That's true.

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No matter what hole you get in, you can
slip right out of it. A little taunting

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from the corners there.

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Oh, they are fierce competitors.

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That's right.

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They're back on their knees again.

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Eye to eye. Oh, now the flip in reverse.

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Wait. No. There is no telling what's
going to happen here.

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Oh. Another takedown for Andrew and
Tiffany.

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Oh, but look.

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Tiffany's turned it around. No, no, no,
no. There we go.

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Oh, this looks like it could be a pin.

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She's awfully close.

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Oh, she's squeaked out.

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She's heading for the corner. She's
going for the tag.

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She has tagged up. Now Andrea goes back.

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That's right. Let these two big girls
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Leslie and Lee. Number two.

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Fierce competitors.

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Fierce competitors.

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And Lee right on top. Right on top.
She's not like a horsey. Look at that. I

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think Leslie likes that. Oh, there they
go. They're over. They're over.

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Lee trying to get a grip. Leslie trying
to swim away.

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How is this going to turn out? My
goodness.

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Oh,

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that's kind of nice.

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Well.

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I think all bets are off at this point.

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It's too close to call, really.

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Girls seem to be having a lot of fun. I
think that competitive edge is kind of

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gone by the wayside.

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No, it's still there. It's still there.

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The competition is picking up outside. I
think Lee tagged off Tiffany again, and

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there goes Leslie with a tag to Andrea,
and back again.

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Wait, what? Two on one, two on that.

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That's dirty pool. That certainly is. I
think all the rules are out the door.

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She's not going to let that happen.
That's right. We're going to make this

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competition fair now.

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That's a hold I haven't quite seen
before, but it's one that I'm looking

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to trying myself.

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I think the best thing we could do at
this moment is just pause and reflect on

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the moment. Let the girls enjoy
themselves.

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Yeah.

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As well as our viewers.

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Well, Leslie's claiming victory there,
and I don't think anyone could like

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I don't think so.

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The Ultimate Games continue now with tug
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That's right. This is competition number
four at this point.

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And these girls are priming themselves,
getting their grips ready for the big

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event.

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Notice the only clothing they're wearing
are these protective gloves.

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As well it should be.

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Gripping the rope, getting taut. Here we
go. These girls have a lot of strength,

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believe you me.

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Tension is in the air. You can almost...
Cut it with a knife.

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Yes, you can.

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There you go. They're all set to go.
They're leaning back.

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Boys, did they ready?

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Gripping that rope tight, tighter.

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These girls are all business. You can
see it in their eyes.

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They've been waiting for this event.

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Lined up, ready with their eyes.

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Waiting for the start.

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Digging in.

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Off they go.

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There you go, the pull. Look at that.

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The pull back and forth. Oh, this is
really going to separate the winners.

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Oh, it's going back and forth here.
You'll notice there's a big bath of mud

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between the two of them. Nobody wants to
wind up in there.

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Still smiling, but still fighting.

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Leaning back as hard as they can here.

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Oh, getting a little off course there.

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Oh, but no, look, look. There's a
comeback there. Oh, there's Fallon.

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You go poor Shauna trying to be the
anchor.

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Still pulling? Oh, they are just locked
in a fierce, fierce competition here.

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Oh, this is really the most competitive
of all of the games right now because

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they're facing each other off one on
one. It's just brute strength.

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And who will be the stronger back and
forth? There's no telling.

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Oh, the drama.

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Oh, the humanity.

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Oh, the naked women there. Boy, that...

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I'm distracted.

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Think about it.

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I can't think of anything, really.

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Wait, this is it. Pulling back. That's
it.

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Look out.

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In the dead heat up until this point.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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And it's going to be close then.

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Who's going up? Down, down they go.

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Oh, and in the mud goes the losing team.
And I believe that's the blue team,

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although, once again, it is hard to
tell. It certainly is.

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The flesh -colored team, I believe. But
Dalek doesn't look too upset.

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Oh, I think it's not. Good sports, these
girls. Oh, absolutely.

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The games continue now, and it's into
the pool for strip volleyball.

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You've got to love this competition. The
wet and wild and wacky antics of the

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penthouse pets playing strip volleyball.

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That's right, and these girls love to
get into the pool.

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They love the bathing suits.

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They love the little cut -off tops.

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And we love them for loving it. We love
every loving thing that they're loving.

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I haven't been keeping score, Hugh. I
don't believe there is a score in this

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event. This is one of the few events
that actually is the cross between

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volleyball and free -form exhibitionism.
I see. Very good. And I think these

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girls are going to give us a few
examples of just what the sport really

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In fact, right now, I believe it's worth
getting started.

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So all caution has been thrown to the
wind.

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That's correct.

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Scorekeeping done.

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Over with.

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Scorekeeping has been eliminated from
this event.

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And once again, you, the viewer, are the
victor. That's correct.

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Well, let's just watch.

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It looks like we're back with a volley.
Oh, and there's a point for those of you

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trying to keep score.

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I've given it up.

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Oh, another victorious celebration
there. A little splash, a little toss. I

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think this is more frolic than actual
playing of the game.

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Which I think is what's totally called
for at this point.

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You can't have too much frolic if you
have four penas, fetch, and a pole. No,

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not at all.

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There we go again. The fun never stops.

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Oh, what a reach that was.

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Nice volley going here. Very good.

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Look at that move.

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More celebrating, more splashing, more
just general frolicking.

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You know, I think it would just be a
hindrance if there were, in fact, any

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at all.

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Yeah, I have to agree with you on this
one. I think it's best to just let these

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girls be who they are.

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If they want to play, let them play.
Just as God made them.

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to give
both sides the winning score for this

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As well as our viewers.

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There's a happy pair.

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There's two happy pairs.

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I was noticing that as well.

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And here comes the traditional post
-game hug, which is actually my favorite

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part of the game. Mine as well, but was
there actually a game going on? I hadn't

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quite noticed. That's good.

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These girls are really, really good.

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What?

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The final game now, and probably the
most intense game, the paint war.

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That's right, this game pits the girls
not only against their competitors, but

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against nature as well.

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Stalking their prey now, searching for
the other team.

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And believe you me, I wouldn't want to
be that other team when I get found.

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That's right.

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Every tree, behind every tree, lies an
unforeseen danger, possibly.

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Possibly a squirt with some paint.

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Could be.

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Still stalking. Haven't quite found them
yet.

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The girl's heavily camouflaged, but
still hard to disappear into the foliage

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itself. Thank God for that.

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She's coming up and out of the brush,
still searching for the other team.

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This is crucial. Whoever gets the first
jump on the competitor, that could be a

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decisive move. The blue team on the run
here, sticking together.

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Safety in numbers.

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There they go, coming out to the open
field.

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Dangerous tactic to be that exposed.
This is the yellow team on an opposite

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of the field, still looking, trying to
find that blue team.

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White, something up in the woods there.

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Something up on the hillside.

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White, there comes a blue team down from
the hill. The yellow team, not by

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surprise, running for cover.

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Oh, this is going to get interesting.

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There they go, taking positions.

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Shots are fired. There we go.

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There we go.

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Lining up the shot.

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It's a dead charge right here. Oh, no,
but they've got it. They've squared off.

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There it is. There they go.

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And let the paint fly.

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The idea is who can get the most
coverage. Oh, a grenade gone there.

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The balloon's filled with paint.

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This is non -toxic paint, mind you. No
girl is at any point harmed.

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During the competition. Yes.

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Now it's just a free -for -all with the
paint, with the guns, with the water

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balloon.

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These girls are all business.

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Oh, they're not going to let anything
get by them.

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The idea is to cover the other team.

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Oh, there's a hint.

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Oh, now.

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Now they've got hand -to -hand. Total
bedroom at this point.

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Oh.

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Now they get painted.

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Oh, yeah, they are leaving their marks
on each other.

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Unbelievable.

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Undeniable. They look a little bit like
Easter eggs.

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Oh, more grenades.

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It's a colorful sport, if nothing else.
They all seem to be equally doused in

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the paint. It's kind of hard to... It's
tough to say who the winner is at this

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point.

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Still a fierce competition.

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Still that competitive spirit. These
girls make quite a palette.

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You know, I'm going to have to call
everyone a winner in this competition.

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Absolutely, Leo. You, me, the girls,
everyone watching, we're all winners.

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And now, let's let the girls clean
themselves off.